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  It's not about "romantic" or "platonic." It's about being real with each other right from the start, whether about sex or anything else, just because that works best and because we care about one another. It's not about "long-term" or "short-term." People are going to stay together exactly as long as they wish, no more and no less, so let's just see what happens instead of trying to make it permanent or impermanent. It's not about dominance or submission. It's about each of us stepping out of our own ways and finding ways for all to get what we want/need without the need to control others (I like looking for "win-win" situations). It's not about "just" friends or "more than" friends. It's about relating with each other based on our actual desires and needs, and not based on our positions on some silly hierarchical ladder. My friends are important to me, regardless of gender and whether or not there's a sexual aspect to the relationship. Period. There's no "just" or "more than" about it. I feel that friendship is a benefit in itself, whether or not sex is involved, so the usual phrases about "friends with benefits," "friends first," etc. are a bit redundant. They're really just euphemisms to avoid mentioning sex. Frankly, I think all communication is relating--and therefore a relationship--not only the communication that fits into some box, type, category, or whatever! Am I seeking a "serious" relationship? Well, that depends...If "serious" means exclusive, then no. However, if it means based on honesty, actually giving a damn about one another, respect, etc., then hell yes. Freedom and caring can be compatible, you know. :)

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  I am not professional. My job is. I am a person, and not my job. There are aspects of my job that I find interesting, but I honestly have mixed feelings about the county government for which I work, and no real faith in government or authority in general. My view of ethics is really simple: We're all in this together, so anything I do for or to someone else is going to effect everyone, including me. Therefore, I might as well try to help people whenever I can and not screw the world up any more than it is, if I can help it. I frankly don't believe in money except as a big stupid shell game we're all forced to play to varying degrees.

  All the multiple-choice "factory specification" stuff is utterly secondary to me. I don't care how much money your wallet makes, how tall/short your ruler is, how much your bathroom scale weighs, whether your television looks like a supermodel, where your resume works, when your birth certificate was born, or whether your degrees finished college (The entire Earth can be your school, and I respect wisdom more than credentials). I do care that you be a real, caring, affectionate, creative, self-aware, evolving, and self-accepting person who dares to live, love, and feel as you will without having to step on others. If you often feel like a color without a name, you're curious about the world around you, you think/feel deeply, your path veers off the main stream by conscious choice, and you can love without jealousy, we'll probably have quite a lot to start with. Appearance-wise, I find I'm most attracted to women who just look like their natural selves and don't wear makeup or shave.

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